Background: Bolt-Goat is an inventor. The giant steampunk mailbox (see above)? That was his idea. Bolt-Goat is a thought leader. He’s also been characterized by his peers as evil, hyper-aggressive and all-around batshit insane.
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Bolt-Goat is goatshit insane.
Special Powers: Harassing U.N. representatives. Growing out evil mustaches. Scaring people. Seriously, Bolt-Goat is scary. He scares me.
Bolt-Goat likes to plan preemptive military campaigns involving liberal use of nuclear weapons while molding clay sculptures. The sculptures never get finished. Nobody except Bolt-Goat knows what it means. It’s possible he just enjoys being creepy.
Evil Catchphrase: “I don’t do carrots.”
Culture Time 
I resemble that remark. (about the carrots)