Top Ten Jeju Moments Nos 8-10

As the reigning Haiku Death Battle champion, I think it may be appropriate to compose these all in haiku format. Here we go:

10. THE 500 WON POKER CHOKE-HOLD (aka my first fight ever)

I put my hand in

his money bag, he put his

hand around my throat.

9. DINOSAUR WORLD

A land forgotten,

By time, and developers,

I am a raptor.

8.  JEJU HANNUKAH PARTY

I cut potatoes

at 5 am, next day they

get fried. Thanks Charlotte.