Crude? Yes. But accurate? Almost! There was only one asian pear, but a woman did give it to me unprompted…and for free! It was the same person who helped bat off the drunk the other other night who was harrassing me. Another friend of mine suggested that I start yelling at him in bad Spanish. No me gusta Coreanos quien estan barracho.
The pear was almost as big as my head. Here’s a picture:
In other news, I got a haircut and have a new health food which I can eat every day for lunch: cold crushed soybean soup. It’s not mungbean pancackes, but it’s got protein which I may need now that I discovered a gym near my apartment. Then again, that may merely add to the list of things which I will do any day now…yeah…real soon…
At least I bought a UV light for the turtles.
Culture Time 
Oh, like your Dad needed protein to join a gym. Not to go to the gym and exercise, just to join….
This is “after” the haircut??