Birthdays are for Assholes

First, a big thank you to my wonderful friends and family who came out in recognition of Hitler’s birthday, and who helped me make his 123rd anniversary a special one.

Unfortunately, things did go very much downhill after about 12:30 am Saturday (which, to be fair, was no longer mine OR Hitler’s special day).

This week kind of sucked. One of my best friends has stopped speaking to me. I got fired from my job. Ike Davis is batting .123. But there is good news:

I did save a bunch of money on my motorbike insurance…by not having any!

It does look like another job is lined up, so the future of this blog isn’t really in geographical jeopardy. However, the volcano is beating the shit out of me right now and it hasn’t even erupted yet.

Something about my parents visiting and some other stuff will be posted later this weekend. For now, this is all I’ve got. Not even a picture.