Background: A successful product of space monster labs, The BK Chicken, aka “BK Chicken Whopper”, aka “BK Chickenshit Sandwich”, was formed from clay by the Space Monsters for the Constitution, a group dedicated to destroying America. The BK Chicken doesn’t want to be known for demolishing skyscrapers; he insists he’s just a regular family space monster who likes to kick back at the space lounge and throw down a few million space bucks on “baseball tickets”.
The BK Originalist Chicken was appointed to mediate the rules of war between the space monsters and Space Force. He considers himself an impartial “umpire” who will consider “established precedent” such as Independence Day or Battlefield Earth. Critics point out that this is meaningless and does nothing to calm rumors that the BK Chicken wants to enslave human women for “research”. Other critics point out that these movies haven’t aged well, but they are a different kind of critic whose work is tangential to space force.
Evil Monster Superpowers: Selective memory. Can clear $$$ millions of space bucks debt in under a few hours. BK Chicken is armed with a giant pair of space scissors, and he says human women don’t need abortions from licensed human doctors because he can operate on the women himself (in case of emergencies). The scissors also are used to cut through tall buildings, regulatory tape, and can rip a hole in the dimensional fabric of space-time. So buyer beware.
But that’s not all. The BK Chicken loves baseball so much–guess who owns an entire spaceship full of frozen Ted Williams clones?– he has the power to possess the four Presidents of Mt. Rushmore and turn them into city-crushing monsters. There is nothing more terrifying than seeing a 50-foot Teddy Roosevelt punch a hole through an office window and grab a screaming lady. But this is the future we have to look forward to.
Supervillain Catchphrase: “Space Force is an abortion inducing drug.”
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