Dakota: Let’s get this out of the way right now: how do feel about Scottish independence?
LNM: Grrrrrrrrrr. Rawr. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dakota: Seriously?
LNM: Nah, like I give a fuck. Get back to me when plesiosaurs have rights.
Dakota: Is that what you are?
LNM: Well, “monster” is not a taxonomic classification. It’s also a little offensive. Am I really so monstrous? I avoid the spotlight and so the liberal media makes up lies about me.
Dakota: Did you enjoy “Legend of the Water Horse?”
LNM: Let’s not go there.
Dakota: How old are you by the way?
LNM: 457. But in monster years, so don’t read too much into it.
Dakota: What are you looking forward to if Scotland becomes a new country?
LNM: Maybe we’ll get a baseball team?
Dakota: Seriously?
LNM: Nah.
Dakota: Well thanks for stopping by the internet to talk to me today. Always a pleasure.
LNM: Wait, I’m working on a song: “Nessie the Magic Monster, Lived in the Lake”, it’s a metaphor about drugs.
Dakota: Next time, next time.
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