Exclusive: Dakota Interviews the Loch Ness Monster

  Dakota: Let’s get this out of the way right now: how do feel about Scottish independence? LNM: Grrrrrrrrrr. Rawr. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Dakota: Seriously? LNM: Nah, like I give a fuck. Get back to me when plesiosaurs have rights.  Dakota: Is that what you are? LNM: Well, “monster” is not a taxonomic classification. It’s also a…More