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Now, men: I’m about to share with you some pretty powerful stuff. You can use this to a variety of purposes. With great power comes great women, but remember, there are no guarantees here. Which is not to say my method isn’t perfected. It is. But you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him put on a condom, ya know? If you find you can’t duplicate my results, the fault lies with YOU. And that’s not my problem. But if you’re ready to change yourself AND change fix your game, then I can help.
Going out on the weekends is tedious and intimidating. It’s just a sea of young men and women trying to accomplishment many of the same things. This wasn’t always the case but someone I know gave out Sign-of-the-Whale VIP cards to FUCKING EVERYONE and so now everyone in the Golden Triangle of Washington DC thinks they’re hot shit.
Now listen carefully: You don’t have to leave your house to score the chick. That’s right, you can get the girl from the comfort of your own living room couch, and I’m not talking about any pricey services. If you have a phone number, then instead of braving the urban heat island effect, you can make the women come to you. All you need is a phone…and these simple, but life changing steps. 
Ask her to kiss you through the phone. Rookie texters always act too coy. Don’t play games; let your target woman know what’s up. Tell her that you miss her and you want to get with her. And don’t give her a choice: tell her that you’re gonna “see her later on.” Wait until she responds; if she kisses you through the phone, you’re good to proceed. If not, give up immediately. She’s not worth it.
Tell a subversive joke. Women like jokes. For some reason if you tell them something clever and insightful, they’ll respond positively. But also use the joke to remind them what they could be getting…if they took a cab to your place. Here’s a good example: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my house was on the other side and the chicken wanted my sexy body.” However…
Don’t use the f-word until message no. 3. Start out a little romantic, and steadily progress down into the mud. Tease her a little, put the hooks in, but BE PATIENT. Also, no dick pics. No pics at all. Use your texts. Don’t give her anything that would let her stay out longer. If at this point she’s still holding back, go for the kill:
Let her know who you could be having sex with if you really wanted to. A good example text message: “Guess i’m just going to have to shell out $500 and fuck that Rachael Ray lookalike I met on tinder.”
Disparage her for going out on weekends. Something along the lines of like: “Haha how’s that crowded bar you’re in right now? How was the metro tonight? Did you enjoy grinding up against random sweaty people on the red line? Did you enjoy your $12 bud lite? Sry if I mispel som words I’m drinking my craft beer and watching youtbe while I typ.”
Use her real name. This is key. Women can’t resist a man who remembers their name. It’s a sign of high value in a man. If her name is Loretta, call her Loretta. If her name is Danielle, call her Danielle. If her name is Bambi, you probably don’t know her real name. If her name is Dakota, you shouldn’t be trying to get with her because it’s probably a 26-year-old man catfishing you.
Be aggressive, not an aggressor. Be strong, but dial it up to around 8.7 and keep it there. Be dominant, not dominating. Let her know that you’ll stop at nothing to get her to take a cab back to your place…except take a cab out yourself to her place. A good rule of thumb: Spread your texts out over 90 seconds. If she responds, wait 67 seconds. Why that number? Because I studied this. And that’s what women want.
It’s not about not taking no for an answer. It’s about not even considering that no could be an answer. Don’t think about the answer at all. Life is not about answers. It’s about action. Initiative. Successful Texting.
Final reminders:
No emoticons… except this one, if you have a mustache: ; [D
Remind her how awesome you are.
And if all else fails…
Type this into your phone:
Are you ready to be the full you from the comfort of your own living room? OKAY: GO!!!
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