“George Lucas never told you who was directing Episode 7.”
“He told me enough. He told me you killed him.”
“No, Luke. I’m directing Episode 7!”
“That’s not true. That’s impossible!”
“Search IMDB. You know it to be true.”
“Noooo! Nooo!”
“Entertainment Weekly had forseen this months ago. It was my destiny. Luke, join me and together we can rule the galaxy as…I don’t know, co-captains of the Enterprise or something. Come with me. Just do it. It’s the only way Mark Hamill will be in a movie again.”
“If I say yes, will you tell me who Benedict Cumberbatch is playing in Star Trek?”
“I don’t know if I should…maybe if we can do a…wookie mind meld?”
“Gahhh! I’m going to jump off the ledge now.”
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