Dakota has some important things on his mind:
1. Why was the partnership between Lucasfilm and Disney kept a secret until a week before the election?
(Dakota’s hint: fanboys now have “A New Hope and Change”)
2. Why did all the Jews who live on the Jersey shore leave their jobs and head to upstate New York…a week BEFORE hurricane Sandy?
4. If you could actually have a beer with Jesus, why would YOU fit the bill?
(btw-we are going to talk more about this guy later on in the week)
5. What happened to question three?
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