By Aaron Dorman
First, an apology for the lack of content recently. Me and Dakota haven’t had a lot to discuss, we’ve been sleeping. Later this week, Dakota will offer some advice about how to ward off Halloween monsters, but for now:
Obama and Romney are worried about the safety of Israel. Which is noble. But what about the other countries?
Reasons to worry about the safety of the following democracies, and which candidate would be best:
Norway-its so cold up there. They need mittens.
ROMNEY
Uruguay- phonetically never too far from the Uruk-Hai, a creature of genetic engineering that can possibly be banished from the Earth by Mormon spells. ROMNEY
South Korea-they have a hostile neighbor who already has nuclear weapons. But under Obama, their leader died and their rockets misfired. And they built a big hotel.
OBAMA
Mauritius-national identity threatened by French heritage. France has still not apologized for failure to join the failure in Iraq. Neither has Obama. ROMNEY
Belgium- waffles threatened by unstable wheat market.
ROMNEY
Australia- take away two letters and it becomes a land with no kangaroos. Sesame Street can help with this.
OBAMA
Lisotho- Michelle Obama adds broccoli and fruit salad to her Lisotho according to this article: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kerry-trueman/why-ridicule-risotto_b_173499.html OBAMA
Czech Republic and Slovakia-Lyn Cheney wants to bring them back together. OBAMA
Saudi Arabia. Democratic movements threatened by Saudi’s ties with United States.
DRAW
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