Top Ten Jeju Moments nos 1-4.

4. AARON’S BAD REPUTATION

Loud sex all night?!?!?! Ugh

My bad reputation makes

me feel lonely. *sigh*

 

3. RESCUING ONYA

I see a dog but

landlord sees who-the-fuck-knows.

I’m the better man.

 

2. UDO ISLAND ACCIDENTALLY EXTREME STUNT MOMENT

Car in the water!

Lesson: “don’t help your friends.” What????

Comedy gold? Yes.

 

1. HAIKU DEATH BATTLE

Ladies listen up:

I have a cape and scepter.

It’s good to be king.