This post is gonna be quick.
Last night, I finally got my wish and snuck into the Tooshie Club with a friend. I was expecting a classy bar with lots of sexy Korean 40-year-old women. I was extremely dissapointed.
First, the lobby just looks like a typical middle-class nourebang. Except the two people at the counter informed me and my friend Eliza that it only catered to “Korean business men.”
“But we are Korean business men!” I said. But I fucked it up, I couldn’t keep a straight face. I mean, Eliza was wearing my cowboy hat and I have a silly mustache. But the laughter probably gave it away.
While the counter creeps were still confused, I got a look around, and it looks like all thats in there are sex rooms. I opened one and tried on some shoes, much to the dismay of the bouncers.
I also offered to pay 2,000,000,000 won and wrote this on my hand but I guess they don’t accept IOUS.
DOWNSTAIRS, in the sexy nourebang, is where the action happens. After getting kicked out of the Tooshie Club, we went down THERE and saw a bunch of Korean women sitting around at table for unknown purposes. I said hello and showed them a picture of my dog. Then we got kicked out again.
One of the old man customers came out and started touching my arm. It was weird. A friend of mine told him to get lost. I had another beer with my posse at the Family Mart and went home.
Culture Time 
it was worth a try! fun night eh 🙂