First, another puppy picture:
That’s little Mocha cuddling with Onya. It was a puppy party on Friday night, although Onya still does not understand the concept of not biting people’s legs and other dogs. Onya got a little too rough with Mocha but eventually they got tired and were forced by their humans to rest together.
Last Wednesday was July 4. When the giant alien ship first arrived over the KAL hotel people did not know whether they were here to save or destroy us.
Luckily, my home is out in the country and I was taking Onya out for a walk along the raddish farm when the first assault happened. When the aliens and their death rays were finished, Jeju City looked like this:
Oh sorry, never mind. That’s just what Jeju looks like on a normal day.
THIS is what it looked like after the aliens:
That’s right, only one lonely black pig was left. The rest of us quickly hurried to the secret safehouse located inside the Mt. Halla crater, while we waited for some good news.
Then a miracle happened: the Americans discovered the secret code to the aliens shields. And the Jeju navy was able to destroy the alien spaceship with the newly installed nuclear missile launchers.
And they said the Jeju base was a waste of money!
It was hence determined that the crashed spaceship become a new convention center:
Meanwhile, the remaining aliens agreed to manage a brand new Jeju Alien Invasion Museum:
Quite frankly I think it was colossally stupid for the aliens to come to destroy the planet on Independence Day. No American would accept defeat on the birth of our nation’s freedom. We remember when a foreign entity taxed our stamps, that will never happen again.
They should have come on Thanksgiving. I know my family would be respond to an alien attack by napping on the couch.
In other news, my students believe Beethoven and Napoleon are on Mt. Rushmore.
Some more puppy drama and weekend malaise coming soon.
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