Dinosaur World Theme Park

But first, puppie pictures:

Also, some other nice pictures from that day:

And now, this blog takes you to a land that time forgot. A land that Korean developers forgot.  A place Like Disney, without the rides, robots, long lines, overpriced fast food, but with the exact same number of asian tourists.

Sir Richard Attenborough welcomes you to: DINOSAUR WORLD THEME PARK.

The dinosaur were extincted 65million years ago. If you think that’s a typo, just check out this display:

I knew this was going to be a good adventure when we took the detour into the “Arctic Cave”, a 10-foot long passageway through some rocks where maybe you’re supposed to make out ala the “tunnel of love” but it was foggy outside and there were no dinosaurs so it was time to move on.

Last year I rode a camel. This year, I rode a brontosaurus:

The cafe was closed, and I was hungry. So I followed the predators to the food:

Then they got more hungry, so it was time to RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

At least on Pirates of the Carribean, when the ride breaks down, the pirates don’t….

Okay, but at least at Dinosaur World Theme Park, when the person you’re with doesn’t want to watch the 3D movie, or go through the muddy empty maze, there are still parrots who will say “anhunghaseyo” over and over and over again for your entertainment. And a turtle who loves sitting in his carrot bowl:

Worth 9,000 won? I will let the critics judge. All I know is that I was able to experience something that only Jeff Goldblum and random suckers on highways in the midwest USA can relate to.

Only on Jeju: Dinosaur World Theme Park, a Pirate Submarine (!!!), and coming soon (grand opening 2013?) a BRAND NEW NAVAL BASE!

You don’t earn the right to being a seventh natural wonder of the world without fake plastic dinosaurs!