This is just going to be a laundry list of everything I received in the mail today:
*a motorcycle jacket
* motorcycle gloves
*LEGO figurines
*a fake LEGO taj mahal
*a fake LEGO sagrada familia (I might leave it in a permanent state of construction)
*A Beaker hand puppet
*a light up dreidel
*pants
*sweaters
*more dreidels
*more pants
*a menorah from Bed, Bath, and Beyond
*a cardboard menorah “wheel”
*an Oscar Wilde T-shirt
*a third pair of pants
*a steel 2D model of the Golden Gate Bridge
*’a new voice for Israel’ hardcover
*a turtle…vibrator?
and finally, my favorite:
*NARWHAL FINGER PUPPETS
I didn’t see any name on the boxes but there was an address so I can only guess where it came from. So:
THANKS BARI JEAN!
Yea, right, from Bari Jean. Yea, right, the turtle is a vibrator. Not. Yea, right, the third pair of pants are pajamas, silly. Now, get some motorcycle lessons.